Later on in the evening everybody in the town is likely to be so hammered that they can't tell what state everybody else is in so it is only right that you can somehow alert people to the fact that there is at least one member of your group who is in a right old state.
First of all, even the most alcohol-impaired set of eyes would struggle to miss a bright orange traffic cone laying on top of somebody's head and there is black writing on which says 'Caution Designated Drunk' so everyone will know that it is no accident that the lads have ended up in the sort of condition which most people are in at around 3am after a heavy night out.
Delivery information
We have several different options for getting your products to you. Providing that your order is placed by 3pm, your order will be dispatched on the same working day. Here is a list of our delivery options:
Second class: Your order will be with you in 3-5 working days and will cost £2.95
First class: You should receive your order on the next working day with this service and will cost £3.95.
Next Day Delivery: This service will ensure that your item is with you the next working day. This option costs £6.95 and requires a signature on arrival.
Saturday delivery: For orders placed by 3pm on Friday afternoon, this option will ensure your order is with you by 1pm on Saturday. This requires a signature on delivery and will cost £9.95.
Overseas delivery: With this service, your order will be with you in 10 working days but speed of delivery will vary depending on your location.
Returns policy
If you are wanting to return your items, then you can relax safe in the knowledge that we have a 90-day no quibble returns policy as long as the product is unused and in it's original packing. Please make sure that you include a copy of your invoice when sending your order back, otherwise we won't know who to refund. Feel free to contact us if you have any issues.