The last thing anyone wants to hear the morning after a heavy session is the housekeeper knocking on the door wanting to clean the room, so go one step further up from the old-fashioned "Do not disturb" sign and use one of these hilarious alternatives instead.
Not only do these serve the purpose of making it clear that you are not in the mood for visitors, but these also have a hilarious design which will firmly warn off pretty much everybody apart from your mates. There are five of these in a pack and as far as any outsiders are concerned you could be watching porn or have your willy trapped in the keyhole!
Delivery information
We have several different options for getting your products to you. Providing that your order is placed by 3pm, your order will be dispatched on the same working day. Here is a list of our delivery options:
Second class: Your order will be with you in 3-5 working days and will cost £2.95
First class: You should receive your order on the next working day with this service and will cost £3.95.
Next Day Delivery: This service will ensure that your item is with you the next working day. This option costs £6.95 and requires a signature on arrival.
Saturday delivery: For orders placed by 3pm on Friday afternoon, this option will ensure your order is with you by 1pm on Saturday. This requires a signature on delivery and will cost £9.95.
Overseas delivery: With this service, your order will be with you in 10 working days but speed of delivery will vary depending on your location.
Returns policy
If you are wanting to return your items, then you can relax safe in the knowledge that we have a 90-day no quibble returns policy as long as the product is unused and in it's original packing. Please make sure that you include a copy of your invoice when sending your order back, otherwise we won't know who to refund. Feel free to contact us if you have any issues.